Aphorist University

The philosophy of the T-shirt:

T-shirts are the sweaty baby of the new timelessness. 

T-shirts are almost everyone's favorite.

In the summertime, T-shirts exude tenderfeelings both on the street and at home.

In summertime, stiff collars look like enigmatic aliens. They are lost in the universe and so unhappy on earth. They are the dust of collisions in space-time.

Who does the future belong to? Obviously the clan of the t-shirt/sweatshirt/hoodie. The aliens will return to the long-dead stars.